Dr. Beauchaine's
Favorite Jokes for kids

1.  What happened to the sardine that turned up late for work?
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2.  How does a tree get into the internet?
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3. What is a monster's favorite cereal?
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4. Why did the studen eat his homework?
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5. How does the universe keep its pants up?
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6. Why did the hen go to the doctor?
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7. What kind of germs cry a lot?
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8. Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
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9. What do two cows do when they meet?
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10. If you crossed a cocker spaniel, a French poodle, and a rooster, what would you get?
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